Keeping the world a cleaner place
The most demanded request made to my roommate Raymond by others, not including the impossible request for less obesity, is probably that he shave. And if you know him or have ever seen a picture of the guy, you'd know what I mean. Well today, Garway and I took it upon ourselves to do the filthy man (and the world) a favour.
He was actually planning to go to a banquet at night having not shaved in who knows how long. Weeks? In any case to put it concisely in the words of an unbiased observer: "He's mad ugly!" And in case anyone disputes the impartialness of the previous person, I questioned someone who we have met only this year. Lawrence Wong says: "I have never seen an uglier man in my life." It cannot be denied, all evidence points towards the ugly truth. And so in order to protect his image (and our reputations of being his friends), we decided on a course of action. After we tackled him, Garway held him down while I approached with an electric shaver turned on and ready to go. With the shaver a several inches from his face, I guess the message must have gotten to him that he indeed needed to take care of his personal hygiene like any other person. The ugly bear grabbed the shaver and grumbled his way to the washroom, coming out with quite a bit less facial hair.
Good thing he did it too, I'm not sure if I would have actually done it - I don't know when he last showered.
Thursday, April 03, 2003
Come one, come all
Gah, people are over as usual. Only this time it isn't the usual bozos, Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Naturally with friends here at RJ when they want to make some noise they come to (Hotel) RJ420. Meanwhile, I'm trying to do an essay here. I think I'm the only person who still has non-final exam stuff to worry about. That really sucks. (well roommate Courtney still has an essay and presentation or something but considering she usually sleeps at 11 p.m. I think this staying up will do her a little good) Here's a rundown of what was happening here not more than 30 minutes ago. (mental image mode) >>>|| Raymond lying on a bed resting while insulting people. Lawrence constantly assaulting him for nearly 40 minutes using weapons such as toilet paper rolls, his feet, and his ass. Sing, when not playing the violin, is subtlely attacking Raymond's ass (which according to him is very important part of his being) with a clipboard. ||<<< Yes, I would agree with some people that there are problems in the world, but there are also problems right here at RJ420! *sigh* I need more caffeine.
Gah, people are over as usual. Only this time it isn't the usual bozos, Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Naturally with friends here at RJ when they want to make some noise they come to (Hotel) RJ420. Meanwhile, I'm trying to do an essay here. I think I'm the only person who still has non-final exam stuff to worry about. That really sucks. (well roommate Courtney still has an essay and presentation or something but considering she usually sleeps at 11 p.m. I think this staying up will do her a little good) Here's a rundown of what was happening here not more than 30 minutes ago. (mental image mode) >>>|| Raymond lying on a bed resting while insulting people. Lawrence constantly assaulting him for nearly 40 minutes using weapons such as toilet paper rolls, his feet, and his ass. Sing, when not playing the violin, is subtlely attacking Raymond's ass (which according to him is very important part of his being) with a clipboard. ||<<< Yes, I would agree with some people that there are problems in the world, but there are also problems right here at RJ420! *sigh* I need more caffeine.
Tuesday, April 01, 2003
So what do you think?
"I don't know" is such an annoying answer to receive, especially when you know that it's probably the truth. Is it just me or are telephones just less effective these days? I just can't seem to communicate with them anymore. What gives? I think I've realised what's pathetic about patient optimistic people; they don't ever DO anything. I hate myself. I should really be going to class rather than blogging right now. Damn it all. *sigh*
"I don't know" is such an annoying answer to receive, especially when you know that it's probably the truth. Is it just me or are telephones just less effective these days? I just can't seem to communicate with them anymore. What gives? I think I've realised what's pathetic about patient optimistic people; they don't ever DO anything. I hate myself. I should really be going to class rather than blogging right now. Damn it all. *sigh*
I can't hear the music anymore
Ever look out the window and see a bleak dead world? Ever feel cold inside, like your heart is clenching up? Ever try to reach out, but realise there's nothing for you? Ever listen to the beeping of a busy tone until it was no more?
I thought I had finally found a path to walk on, but I realise now that I have yet to take my first step.
I still want what I wanted before.
To offset my rather down mood today, here's something silly, appropriate for you (April) fools.
Ever look out the window and see a bleak dead world? Ever feel cold inside, like your heart is clenching up? Ever try to reach out, but realise there's nothing for you? Ever listen to the beeping of a busy tone until it was no more?
I thought I had finally found a path to walk on, but I realise now that I have yet to take my first step.
I still want what I wanted before.
To offset my rather down mood today, here's something silly, appropriate for you (April) fools.
Monday, March 31, 2003
"What sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni!' at will to old ladies?"
*checks date of last post* This is how lazy I feel these days; I barely even want to post, let alone do these essays and assignments I have due this week. But alas, I have duty to report the ongoings here at RJ420. Last Thursday afternoon, I went to watch my roommate Courtney horse-ride up at a barn somewhere north of Stouffville (or something like that - it was out in the boonies). I have to say, horses are pretty interesting creatures once you care to learn about them. "Frog", Courtney's own Thoroughbred (a breed of horse primarily used for racing around the world) was no exception. Did you know that horses have a 5th toe that is evolving away? I think I must have seemed like a complete nerd to the other barn people there, asking all my questions. All the same, horses are pretty nifty creatures, and I can see why they are so loved by many around the world. I watched Courtney go through her routine and all, pretty impressive. Alright I'll concede the point; it takes a LITTLE more than just being able to walk and talk to be able to ride a horse. Only a little more though; I still can't believe Courtney actually breaks a sweat doing this. The barn itself wasn't that bad, I was expecting smells more putrid than those I experienced so all in all it was bearable. My crowning acheivement was probably finishing chapter 6 in my history book and reading the entire Toronto Star front page, GTA section, Life, Sports, etc. *nods* Well at least I don't have to go back there anymore; been there done that, right? *grin*
I went back to Markham District High School on Friday. I have to say its pretty interesting to see how nothing really changes around there much. I joined a grade nine debating club group. I have to say, those niners are very silly kids. I was coerced into doing a 30-second speech. Having mentally prepared to talk about a serious topic, I had no idea what to say to the subject of "why it would be better to wear one shoe rather than two". Still I managed, putting that good old BSing skill to (poor) use. I felt really old after that ordeal, esp. when I had to refute their questions at the end. I tried to being logical and practical but I don't think it made much of an impression. I'm just not silly enough anymore. =/
Dragonboat practice(s) on Saturday was not that bad. I was kind of nervous as this was the practice that they were going to make final cuts to the team. As a result, I had a bad feeling at the end given my poor performance at the pool practice. In either case, the coaches decided to postpone the final team annoucements until next Saturday, which means another week of me going all out at practices. Oh well... hopefully this will turn out well for me. I've got to improve my stroke, or failing that at least stop going to the land practice on Saturday. Doing a lot of running and arm/abdominal/back muscle training before paddling (what I'm mostly judged on to make the team), doesn't things any easier.
I have to mention here that I saw the UC team at the Athletic Centre, having their first ever pool practice. Of course this means that I encountered my UC friend who was vying for a spot on their team. I don't know but Vic looks pretty pathetic compared to UC numbers-wise. They must have had over 50 people at their pool practice, which is manditory for all. Vic's practice had just a little over 20, including coaches. I don't know, while its true that its harder to get on a team that has to make more cuts, it also sucks incredibly when there are 2 people being cut and you are one of them. Well at least I know that somehow, having more people to choose from doesn't mean that you're any better; according to my coaches, Vic beats UC almost consistantly. And as my friend Chris pointed out, "They got more people Font, but they mostly look pretty weak; I'll take on 5 myself." Hmm... actually I think he may have been refering to starting a huge brawl in the AC. Ah, crazy Polish Combat. Seriously though, if I can make the team this is going to be tons of fun in the summertime. Heck, just getting out of this place for the summer will make everything tons of fun. Can't hardly wait.
*checks date of last post* This is how lazy I feel these days; I barely even want to post, let alone do these essays and assignments I have due this week. But alas, I have duty to report the ongoings here at RJ420. Last Thursday afternoon, I went to watch my roommate Courtney horse-ride up at a barn somewhere north of Stouffville (or something like that - it was out in the boonies). I have to say, horses are pretty interesting creatures once you care to learn about them. "Frog", Courtney's own Thoroughbred (a breed of horse primarily used for racing around the world) was no exception. Did you know that horses have a 5th toe that is evolving away? I think I must have seemed like a complete nerd to the other barn people there, asking all my questions. All the same, horses are pretty nifty creatures, and I can see why they are so loved by many around the world. I watched Courtney go through her routine and all, pretty impressive. Alright I'll concede the point; it takes a LITTLE more than just being able to walk and talk to be able to ride a horse. Only a little more though; I still can't believe Courtney actually breaks a sweat doing this. The barn itself wasn't that bad, I was expecting smells more putrid than those I experienced so all in all it was bearable. My crowning acheivement was probably finishing chapter 6 in my history book and reading the entire Toronto Star front page, GTA section, Life, Sports, etc. *nods* Well at least I don't have to go back there anymore; been there done that, right? *grin*
I went back to Markham District High School on Friday. I have to say its pretty interesting to see how nothing really changes around there much. I joined a grade nine debating club group. I have to say, those niners are very silly kids. I was coerced into doing a 30-second speech. Having mentally prepared to talk about a serious topic, I had no idea what to say to the subject of "why it would be better to wear one shoe rather than two". Still I managed, putting that good old BSing skill to (poor) use. I felt really old after that ordeal, esp. when I had to refute their questions at the end. I tried to being logical and practical but I don't think it made much of an impression. I'm just not silly enough anymore. =/
Dragonboat practice(s) on Saturday was not that bad. I was kind of nervous as this was the practice that they were going to make final cuts to the team. As a result, I had a bad feeling at the end given my poor performance at the pool practice. In either case, the coaches decided to postpone the final team annoucements until next Saturday, which means another week of me going all out at practices. Oh well... hopefully this will turn out well for me. I've got to improve my stroke, or failing that at least stop going to the land practice on Saturday. Doing a lot of running and arm/abdominal/back muscle training before paddling (what I'm mostly judged on to make the team), doesn't things any easier.
I have to mention here that I saw the UC team at the Athletic Centre, having their first ever pool practice. Of course this means that I encountered my UC friend who was vying for a spot on their team. I don't know but Vic looks pretty pathetic compared to UC numbers-wise. They must have had over 50 people at their pool practice, which is manditory for all. Vic's practice had just a little over 20, including coaches. I don't know, while its true that its harder to get on a team that has to make more cuts, it also sucks incredibly when there are 2 people being cut and you are one of them. Well at least I know that somehow, having more people to choose from doesn't mean that you're any better; according to my coaches, Vic beats UC almost consistantly. And as my friend Chris pointed out, "They got more people Font, but they mostly look pretty weak; I'll take on 5 myself." Hmm... actually I think he may have been refering to starting a huge brawl in the AC. Ah, crazy Polish Combat. Seriously though, if I can make the team this is going to be tons of fun in the summertime. Heck, just getting out of this place for the summer will make everything tons of fun. Can't hardly wait.